If I die today, I would feel as though I had passed on my wisdom on some degree.
While getting ready for a funeral, Steven came into my room..
Steven: Hey Meg..can you wear a dress jacket with non-dress pants?
Me: It depends..
>He steps into the light, and to my horror, he is wearing navy blue dress pants with a black button up shirt and black blazer.
Me: absolutely not. No. Never. Not like that. Go take it off. Now.
Steven: Why?
Me: Steven, do not, EVER wear navy and black. Ever. Always remember that.
He comes to find me a few moments wearing brown corduroys.
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Dear Muffin,
If you should die today. (And really, please don't because I so love your blog) I would make certain that they not dress you in any of the following
1. black reeboks
2. velvet
3. gloves
4. velvet gloves by reebok
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