Although I am very gratful for opening a store close to home, I feel as though I've been cheating on Uptown with Southdale Square. Coming to see you was a breath of fresh (smoggy, polluted, smoky) air.
I'll tell you something, though, Heartbreaker, it is not cool when we find a sweet spot right in front of you and pop a couple quarters in the meter, only to be tapped by a little Audi TT trying to cheat the metering system by parking in between two paying cars. But it's okay, I don't blame you. We made up for it by filling up the meter and walking to Old Chicago in protest to Rich TT Lady who apparently can afford a very expensive car, but can't spare a few quarters.
Anyways, I just wanted to say thank you for providing me with new, adorable jeans that were 50% off. Although I don't think I'll ever truly understand your sizing, I've come to think of it as a surprise when I try on your jeans. "Surprise! Size 00 fits you in this style" and then two pairs later "Wow! I never knew I was a size 14 in the same brand."
Thank you Heartbreaker, say hi to the kids for me, and have a happy new year.
Love,
Muffin
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