Truths:
I hate birthdays.
I hate surprises.
I hate anything remotely associated with fun.
Other truths:
Steph, Molly, Anna and Lisa with The Future President of Africa as their ring leader and designated driver (only because of age, not alcohol consumption) throw one mean surprise birthday party. Complete with chocolate cake, Play Doh party pack, pink and purple streamers and Michael Jackson. And a pound and half of lemon lime jelly beans which have given me a persistent stomach ache because in the darkness of my room, nobody else knows when I eat handfuls at a time and when they're all the best flavor in the world, there is no incentive to cautiously eat one at a time.
One last truth:
How badly you don't want to do homework should be measured by the number of houses in your Play Doh city. (Four. Plus one community center.)
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AH. mini heart explosion. :)
i am oozing w/ jealousy right now. yup, its oozing from my pours, along w/ the sweat because our furnace is broken.
love,
big spoon
ahh yay! surprise party! i love you! :)
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