Concerns of personal hygiene

Nobody ever talks about Romania. So I think I should go and figure out what the story is. And you're invited.
Things Google has taught me in pre-trip internet education:

• Dracula
• Green. There is definitely green.
• EU: Coming soon to your local Romania.
• The dollar still sucks.
  
• Real estate gold mine
• Are you saying you don't want to see this in the flesh?
  
• We can stay here. They have beautiful laminate, an American-style kitchen and soap.