Ways to keep my piers in check:
1. Automatic foaming hand soap dispensers. You can hear these babies from a mile away.
Times I might prefer a literal slap in the face:
1. Dove Chocolate message: "Feel the promise of a warm day"
Ideas to present to the boss:
1. Pride coupons. You get two each winter and they excuse you from a day of work. Redeemable when your car stalls at Starbucks before dawn.
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