* "Keith is having a birthday party and I don't really want to go, but I'm thinking I should. You know, just go and get it on. Wait. I meant to say 'get it over with.' Shoot. Don't write that down."
"He lives in the hood."
"You grew up in rural Minnesota. Where is the hood?"
"Coon Rapids."
* "You could totally make drugs if you lived in a single."
"I love verb tenses."
*Said by a woman who wants to be a nun. Now re-read them.
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