Post-Its in My Pockets

"I have this friend who is in love with Alan Greenspan."
"That's weird."
"Yeah, but this is the same girl who didn't wear underwear to our high school speech and debate meets because it made her feel powerful when she looked at her male competitors."

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"How do you spell 'bangled'?"
"Like for the song?"
"Yeah."
"B-a-n-g-l-e-d"
"Word won't recognize it."
"Did you hyphenate between stars and bangled?"
"Yes."
"Well how else would you ever use 'bangled'?"
"I don't know. I think you're wrong."
"Just think of The Bangles!"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Yeah, Word is for sure wrong."
-Pause-
"$^@#. It's the Star Spangled Banner."
"&*!$."