Pro-Birth

True, Treza doesn't like birthdays. But when you tell people you don't like birthdays, the appropriate response is to do something that acknowledges the day of birth in a ridiculous fashion.
Like with profane personalized cupcakes. And the new Stephen Colbert book. Oh wait. I kept that for me. Shoot. Well it's finger-biting, gut-wrenching humor, so you should buy it too. Because he will know if you just borrow it. And because it has stickers.
Yes, you see, I got you this book. But it had the funny. So now I have nothing for you. You hate birthdays more now? Here have a cupcake with Stephen's face on it.