The Prestigionist

I will distract you with this picture of what to do when your friend's bras come out of the washing machine incredibly deformed while I run off to camp for a few days. Posting with pictures is a magical technique so you don't know that I'm posting this awhile before I actually leave because I have so much to do pre-then.
(Sri, Woman With Blow Dryer (see above) (also call her Treza) and I went to see David Sedaris Monday night and it was fantastic and incredibly satisfying. If you know of this man, you will understand my struggle to write anything about him that amounts to his greatness. He referred to muffins as "crumb bombs", which has no real relevance other than it is awesome. And also very, very accurate. Thank you to the adoption process for giving the Family Muffin great connections and free tickets for seats that were so close to the man with the mini voice we could spit on him if we tried hard.)