Recipe for a Muffin Family Dinner

2 cups olive oil
1 cup sexual slurs
1 bottle of Merlot
3 shakes of a lamb's tail
1.5 hours later than scheduled
2 last minute grocery trips
1 small terrier, preferably whiny and begging
A dash of salt and and empty pepper grinder for ambiance.

Mix until jostled and angry.
Serve at 65 degrees on a Sunday evening in March.


In other news, I tried a yam muffin today and was pleasantly surprised.