Did you know that their is a clause to our good ol' Declaration of Independence?
Yep, I know, my mind was blown away when I found out last night.
The founding fathers sat around, after a long hard day of killing the locals, and decided that cupcakes are a forbidden form of free speech.
Because when I wore this shirt yesterday, an oldish woman at church told me that it sent a "pretty strong message", and after I laughed it off under my discomfort, she looked me dead in the eye and said she thinks "we need to support our troops".
So I did what anybody would do and prayed for her soul to Jesus at mass that night.
They say God works in mysterious ways, and man, do I agree. Because after mass last night when I was spreading the liberal light of Jesus to a group of six eighth graders, we got locked in and had to climb out the second story window.
I'll just take that as a sign that it was okay to not vomit a political mess all over the zealous conservatives of the free land.
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i just think, depending on the quality of the cupcake, if we had offered them to Al Queida we most likely wouldn't be in this situation in the first place...im just saying
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