To Be A FES.

Christophe is a foreign exchange student from France, and the best thing to ever happen to the bubble.

Exhibit A:

Christophe(When trying to explain how a girl in his French class wont stop following him around): She is very...How you say...Sticky.
Me: What?
Chris: Sticky. Lizzie is sticky.
Me: Clingy?
Chris: What?
Me: Cllingyyyy
Chris: Cligney?
Me: No, cliNGy
>Both explode in confusion<


Exhibit B:

(While talking to his extremley protective-of-her-own-children, super conservative host mother, they look at pictures of Chris's drunken going away party in France)

Host Mother: So theres girls in this picture Chris...do you guys have like...co-ed sleep overs?
Chris: Ah...yes? (a bit of confusion)
HM: WOW! DO YOU GUYS LIKE...HAVE SEX?!?
Chris: No, you see, we have much to drink, and then- we pass out. Then we cannot have the sex.
HM: *blink*



More to come.