Do to yourself as you wish others to do to you.
Coffee, I did not ask you to dump yourself over onto my tevas, jeans, and eurobag, scalding the very skin on my itty bitty toes on their way to the market.
And after graciously forgiving you by drinking the rest, I did not ask you to dump yourself over upon my notebook and different jeans the very next day.
Nor did I ask you to do either of these acts before nine o'clock in the morning.
I want you to know, that we are officially in fight- and I would be in protest if you weren't so delicious.
I'm willing to forgive you when all of my jeans are clean, and I no longer smell of Starbucks Anniversary Blend.
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