Friday, May 16, 2008

Mum's the word

This nugget came from the mouth of the mother I was terrified to meet, over several hours of bridge and a bag of Cheetos:

"What are you guys talking about?"
"Oh, Mom was just telling me about a particularly unfortunate looking girl I went to high school with who is pregnant."
"Well, you know what they say, you don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire."

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