Someone else's house, not snooping.

Fun Is:

1. Wi-Fi internet. I find that you can appreciate this so much more when you don't have it available to you all the time. Sort of like Tahitian Treat.
2. Making a verbal comment every time Eric should have a blog.
3. Keeping Eric around to talk to The Greg about Porches, linebackers, mass distribution in shooting ammunition into microwaves, and video game graphic improvements.
   
4. Going to the car dealership with Dan to milk the lifetime of free oil changes for all they're worth. Even though I question the point that it's worth it to drive 25 minutes in a new car that "only takes premium gas". Which is apparently the really, really expensive kind. The kind I don't believe in.
1. At the car dealership, sitting in cars indoors. Because how often do you get to do that without feeling obligated to at least pretend you're interested in buying? Not. That. Often.
   

(Piercing stare of car sales man in ugly tie)
Oh, I know what you're thinking. I've been sitting in this fancy car for 20 minutes and my feet are on the nice, expensive dash and I'M NOT EVEN CONSIDERING BUYING IT!!! Because you know what? I* already bought one. A brand new, shiny gray one. Think twice before you offer me* bill-free trips to your dealership. No, I'm not wearing shoes. Yes, yes I am an ass.


*See: Dan's mom.