Tuesday, July 11, 2006

When I Fall Off The Boat, I Will Float, Perhaps In A Moat.


Truth: I do not own many articles of clothing which are pink.

It's not that I don't like the color. I do. My walls were a high-gloss bubble gum pink until I was 13. But I have been told that I am somewhat of an "anti-pink" when it comes to wearing it. So as my little way of sticking it to the man, should I suddenly fall into a lake, the U.S. coast guard approves my new pink life jacket. It shall float me.

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