Addition

In the past week, many additions have been added to various parts of the world.
This is how I will catch you up on my absent, non-blogging behaviors.

1. A bug the size of a small finger has been added to the list of things Colleen has eaten recently (along with a Mancala bead, an olive pit, and a carnation).
2. Blister fluid was added to my face for a period of time. The blister was not my own and apparently squeezing and popping is not an affective way to drain lest you wish it's juice in your eyes.
3. A new friendship bracelet. While others weaved thirty strings together in elaborate patterns, I tied a piece of green floss around my wrist. I'm a simplest.
4. More freckles, which, after extensive research, I have concluded are not prevented by sunscreen.
5. An increasing pile of evidence at my anti-outdoors-edness which is nearing the kid who quoted this:
Enters blow up obstacle course. Makes it over hill, through pillars. Gets to top of second hill when he falls, in attempt to get through the tunnel at the end.
"My pants! They're falling off!"
Flailing.
"My pants!!"
Second pair starts race and gets over second hill where Indoor Kid is stuck trying to pull up his pants and cannot get through the tunnel.
"Dude you're still in here?"
"Just give me a second!"
"Come onnnn"
"My pants!"
Rolls out of tunnel.
"I'm kind of an indoor kid.."