Preheating Muffin

I've found that the best way to motivate myself to clean my room is when some member of the family calls to say that an inspector is coming put an estimate on the house in two hours. And the best part about cleaning my room, besides finding enough bobby pins to firmly hold back all the wool on a sheep, is when I stumble upon memories from my childhood.

"The chefs of room 102 present: Our Favorite Recipes"
{1st Grade}


Strawberry Pie
By Jess S.

Ingredients:
22 Strawberries
8 cups of sugar
1 1/2 cups of milk
2 eggs
2 pounds of chocolate
Directions:
Next you smoosh up the strawberries. Then you pour in 3 1/2 cups of flower. Stir all of it in a bowl.
Bake:
Put it in hte oven at 25 degrees C. Then bake it for 22 minutes. Take it out and enjoy it after it cools.

Pickles
By Alex W.

Ingredients:
10 baby cucumbers
1 1/2 pounds of water
About 5 little white things
Directions:
First wash the cucumbers in fresh water. Put the cucumbers and 5 little white things in a jar full of fresh water and wait for about 1 month. Taste it. If it does not taste like a pickle put it back and wait for another month. Then it is for sure ready.

Cookie Dough
By: Muffin T.

Ingredients:
1 cup flour
1 stick butter
2 eggs
2 tsp. brown sugar
1 tsp. white sugar
1/2 cup baking soda
1 cup milk
Directions:
First pour the flour and butter into a mixing bowl. Add brown sugar and white sugar. Then add milk and stir until it is all mushy. Then add the eggs and the baking soda. Stir it until it is all mushy. Then eat it!

Extra Cheesy Macaroni
By Christine J.

Ingredients:
1000 1/2 cups of cheese
100 cups of butter
100 1/2 cups of sugar
Directions:
Take a macaroni pan and stir the ingredients all together.
Bake:
Put them in the oven at 100 degrees for 15 minutes. Take it out and eat it.

Chocolate Bars
By Dan H.

Ingredients:
1 cup chocolate
5 nuts
1 cup caramel
Directions:
Put the nuts in an empty butter holder. Then cover with caramel. Then put choclate all over it. Then put top on the container. Then put it in the freezer for 10 minutes. Then eat.

Cheese Pizza
By Jacqui S.

Ingredients:
1 pack of cheese
1 pack of butter
1 spoonful sauce
1 pound bread
Directions:
Put the butter and the bread on a pan. And then put the sauce on top of the bread. And then put the cheese on top.
Bake:
Bake it for 15 minutes at 20 degrees. Take it out of the oven. Then eat it.

Chocolate Chip Cookies
By Shannon M.

Ingredients:
2 eggs
2 1/2 pounds flour
2/3 teaspoons milk
Directions:
Mix eggs in a mixing bowl. Put flour in the mixing bowl. Put milk in the mixing bowl. Mix it up with a blender for 25 minutes.
Bake:
Cook for 20 minutes at 20 degrees. Put dough in the oven. Put dough on cookie sheet. Then eat it.

Hot Dogs
By Kristen H.

Ingredients:
1/2 cup salami
3 cups hot water.
Directions:
Roll the salami into a fat worm. Put the hot dog and water into a pan. Then put the pan on the stove. Turn on the stove for 10 minutes on medium. Then take it out. Then eat.

Chocolate Chip Cookies
By Peter B.

Ingredients:
2 scoops of flour
80 chocolate chips
3 eggs
1 bowl
1 spoon
a whole thing of sprinkles
Directions:
You put the chocolate chips in the bowl. Then you put in the sprinkles. And then you mix for 1 minutes. When the 1 minute is up, add the eggs and the flour. Then you mix it for 3 minutes with a spoon.
Bake:
You squish up the dough stuff and put it on the pan thingy. Bake it for 20 minutes at 19 degrees. Eat it.