Saturday, May 06, 2006

Consumer Report

Dear Ghirardelli Chocolate Company,

I am a consumer of your Triple Chocolate Premium Mix Brownies, and am quite satisfied with your product. They are both fudgey and "luxuriously rich". As a satisfied customer, I just wanted to put forth a question. What were you thinking when you instructed me to "blend water and oil"? If my mother and 9th grade physics teacher hadn't taught me right, I would still be in the kitchen trying to combine the two.

Respectfully,

Muffin

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