Wednesday, January 11, 2006

We Have The Facts and We're Voting Yes

Fact: The inventor of the knuckle band aid has the smart.

Fact: It is impossible to shave your legs without either cutting yourself or missing a spot.

Fiction: Fetal Pig dissection makes your stomach feel great.

Fact: Someone should meet with Webster about making "sticky-outy" an adjective.

Fiction: Moon boots are attractive footwear.

Fact: Moon boots are still sweet despite their extreme ugliness.

Fiction: I wish MY nickname was Stonewall.

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