Fact: The inventor of the knuckle band aid has the smart.
Fact: It is impossible to shave your legs without either cutting yourself or missing a spot.
Fiction: Fetal Pig dissection makes your stomach feel great.
Fact: Someone should meet with Webster about making "sticky-outy" an adjective.
Fiction: Moon boots are attractive footwear.
Fact: Moon boots are still sweet despite their extreme ugliness.
Fiction: I wish MY nickname was Stonewall.
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