Monday, January 23, 2006

The [New] World According to Alex:

A reaction verbatim, to the crap that was The New World.
I have not seen it, but she's witty, so I share.

look, three big boats! im curious! hmm
-water
i can see you through the tall grass... i love you
"come to me"
-grass, trees
ooh weve captured him. teach me english. i like your hair
i like your hair, lets be in love
okay
-jamestown/swamp
oh no, smith died?! what now?
hello, lets get married. i still love smith, but youll do
wait... smith is alive?
-trees
lets go to england
look the queen
-gardens, baby
smith? i dont love you and your hair is greasy. plus you lied
oh no, im dying
FIN

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