Get Rich Or Die Of Old Age

Steven: Hey Mom...wanna play me in Halo?
Mom: Umm...Sure...
S: Okay here...now push this button to shoot, and use this to walk
>>Beeping
S: No, the other one
>>Beep
S: Nope..the green one
>>Beep
(Steven gets up)
S: THIS one
M: Oh! Okay. You know this would be much easier with my glasses...
S: The buttons are pretty big mom
M: Still...
S: Okay anyways, see these dots? Yours are blue, you need to keep all of these and shoot the guys to keep yours. Mine are red.
M: Are they all mine?
S: Yeah.
(Starts game)
M: How do I move?
S: This
M: Right.
S: Okay go.
M: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ITS SHAKING! OH MY GOSH WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!
S: You died.
M: Oh. Okay. (Player wanders around lost)
S: Okay I'm going to come up to level two and help you.
M: WHO'S THAT? THEIR GUNNA KILL ME!!!
S: That's me.
M: Their dots are blue.
>>Game player talks from TV
M: Shut up.


And last night...
Kanye is on Barbara Walters talking about his rap music.

Dad: Oohhh...like Fifty Cents...huh, Meg?
Me: Wow..
Dad: Feh-ee Cents?
Me: Nope.
Dad: Fifty C-eh-ntzz?
Me: No.