Things Realized Tonight; A Progressive Outline

1. If you stay inside long enough, people will start to bring you life lines.
   
1. See: Train CDs, foodstuffs, Gilmore Girls
1. If one could cash in the rental and late fees at the video store spent solely on season five, one could buy season five.
2. I've worn the same t-shirt a few days now and there is gum on my pants. I can tell you guilt and dignity-free that Train is one of the best bands that ever was.
   
2. Alphabetizing CDs is phenomenally therapeutic.
   
1. But seriously. Where do you put the mixes accumulated over the years?
   
2. Other things that are therapeutic:
1. Crocs. I did it. They are red and spongy and lovely.
   
1. And yes, it's okay that That Girl, fashionista extraordinaire, is a bit jealous.
   
2. Spending money. It's like crack, you do more so that you forget how bad it is that you're doing crack.