This Is A Personal Attack At Beep

Things that will give me stress ulcers:

1. Recording voicemail greetings
1. The urgency of that woman
2. The beep-record-pound process. How am I to record a decent song such that I don't have to record my own voice when I'm worried about pound?
3. The 25 seconds of talk time my expired battery allots me.
   
2. Chocolate chips in ice cream.
   
3. Beta-blogger
4. Suitcases
5. Ebay
6. Posting codes that don't follow the proper outline format.