"Dibs on the one [Olson twin] that doesn't have anorexia"
"Good. I like Mary Kate better anyways."
"Seriously?"
"Yes! She has problems. That's quirky. It makes her more real."
"..."
"She's like, 'I'm not above everyone. I do crack. And that's fine.'"
"..."
"The other one's boring!! No problems! That's not real!"
"Didn't she go to college?"
"Whatever."
Time Passes Here.
"Okay I have a confession to make. Sometimes I'm only funny so that I can be on your blog."
"I know."
"Crap."
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my plan is ruined! my comedy on your blog was going to make me famous! I was going to be the next Jerry Seinfield or Ellen DeGenerous but now I am ruined. I truly know how Keith from Project Runway must feel. Hope the cabin is well monkey I think i might have mono ahh:( miss you!!
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