Kill An Arachnid In The Shower:
1. Jump out, still lathering shampoo.
2. Spray Old Spice High Endurance Deodorant Body Spray (more commonly known as 'boy in a spray can') on spider.
3. Hit confused and now contaminated spider with someone else's shampoo bottle.
4. Turn off the water and watch spider go down the drain.
5. Run water to make sure he's not a creeper.
6. Get back in, rinse.
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